Flaws & All

If I had a choice I would be a shade or two darker. If I had a choice I’d be slightly bow legged instead of knock kneed. If I had a choice I’d have less boobs and more ass! If I had a choice I would be about 20lbs. lighter, I’d wear Christian Louboutins instead of Timberlands to work and I would drive a Range Rover instead of a 4 Runner. I would live in Dunwoody, GA instead of St.Croix and I’d be at home watching reality TV in my PJ's instead of wearing Nomex at work doing permit audits.

I can’t change the cards that life has dealt me, but I can choose to accept the things that I have. After all, I can’t take my pale; knock kneed, big boobs, chubby self to the beach in Georgia now can I! Check & Mate Bitches!